The NON-Canon Couples Thread of Non-Canony Crazy!

[taranova]

Hmm, I'm gonna try a RoyEd themed FST for shits and giggles.

"Lose Control" by Evanescence

You don't remember my name.
I don't really care.
Can we play the game your way?
Can I really lose control?

Just once in my life,
I think it'd be nice,
Just to lose control, just once,
With all the pretty flowers in the dust.

Mary had a lamb.
His eyes black as coals.
If we play very quiet, my lamb,
Mary never has to know.

If I cut you down to a thing I can use,
I fear there will be nothing good left of you.




"Our Solemn Our" by Within Temptation

In my darkest hours I could not foresee
That the tide could turn so fast to this degree
Can't believe my eyes. How can you be so blind?
Is the heart of stone, no empathy inside?

Time keeps on slipping away and we haven't learned
So in the end now what have we gained?

Sanctus Espiritus! Redeem us from our solemn hour
Sanctus Espiritus! Insanity is all around us
Sanctus Espiritus! Is this what we deserve?
Can we break free from chains of never-ending agony?

Are they themselves to blame
The misery, the pain?
Didn't we let go?
Allowed it, let it grow
If we can't restrain
The beast which dwells inside
It will find it's way somehow, somewhere in time

Will we remember all of the suffering
`Cause if we fail it will be in vain




"I'll Try" by Jesse McCartney

I am not a child now
I can take care of myself
I mustn't let them down now
Mustn't let them see me cry
I'm fine, I'm fine

I'm too tired to listen
I'm too old to believe
All these childish stories
There is no such thing as faith
And trust and pixie dust

I try
But it's so hard to believe
I try
But I can't see what you see
I try, I try, I try...

My whole world is changing
I don't know where to turn
I can't leave you waiting
But I can't stay and watch this city burn
Watch it burn




"Hate Me" by Blue October

I'm sober now for 3 whole months it's one accomplishment that you helped me with
The one thing that always tore us apart is the one thing I won't touch again
In my sick way I want to thank you for holding my head up late at night
While I was busy waging wars on myself, you were trying to stop the fight
You never doubted my warped opinions on things like suicidal hate
You made me compliment myself when it was way too hard to take
So I'll drive so fucking far away that I never cross your mind
And do whatever it takes in your heart to leave me behind




"Desperate" by Decyfer Down

Crying out kept me sane
Now it's such a crying shame
Mirrors that reflect my past
Showing what would never last
Knowing where I was before
I can see the shutting doors
Closing to unfailing love
But I can't seem to get enough
I desperately want you
I desperately need you




That's all for now. LMAO. Well, that took longer than I would have liked.

[Rainbow-Lord Crowmunculus]

^ FSTs do have a way of taking waaaaay longer to compile than they should...I spent several hours on the HeiEd one, and several days on the manga one I have yet to post anywhere orz Maybe I should make an FST thread?

ANYWAY APPROPRIATE LYRIC CHOICES ARE APPROPRIATE and I will listen to the songs themselves when it is not late at night. Eleven isn't that late, true, but I've messed up my sleep schedule with all the snow closures lately and I'm sick of waking up at four PM so I gotta get to sleep earlier /tl;dr wangst

ur icon is happier than ur lyrics :B


So I found this on pixiv and it is my new favorite thing ever:



AWWWWWWWWWWWWW <3333333

For those of you with pixiv accounts, the link is here. It's a collection of four pics. It's got Hei haunting Al, Roy perving on Ed, this pic, and one with GUN-TOTING AND VAGUELY GANGSTA ALS. AWESOME. If you do not have a pixiv account, you should get one, they are useful things to have.

Also this HeiEd piece. Nothin's showing, but kinda NSFW cos of suggestive pose. They are both far too adorable.

[taranova]

^ Aye, I tend to be a depressing person. I can't take my RoyEd seriously unless there's a proper amount of darkness. XD The song "Our Solemn Hour" is actually a pretty good theme for CoS, in my opinion. I've contemplated making a Roy/Ed/Alfons AMV with it, but I've never really had the time. :3

D'AAAAAAAAW, that's so cute~! -huggles Edo-

...But I do not understand Japanese, Crow! Help me D:

[Rainbow-Lord Crowmunculus]

^ Well, there's a lot about the pair that is inherently dark -nodnod-
LISTENING TO MUSICS NOW LOLOL THOUGHTS IN A MOMENT

waitwaitwait, Roy/Ed/Alfons love triangle or OT3? Cos I've always loved the idea of Roy and Alfons sharing Ed, but Roy and Alfons fighting over him is also lolarious to my simple mind XD; Whatever you do, AWESOME and do link if you ever get around to it!

He's either clueless or trolling, bu either way, yes, he is adorable. Also Fons's glasses. I am such a sucker for glasses.

Here is a guide on how to make a Pixiv account. I HOPE THIS HELPS! <3


I FOUND THIS AND IT MADE ME SAD:




And this has nothing to do with anything, but here's a gif of Winry's striptease from Brohood, sans the tsunami warning overlap. Yay!

[PuzzleChick]

^ SAD GREED/LING IS SAD AND ILU FOR FINDING IT. *rightclicksave*

[taranova]

Triangle. Fighting is bad m'kay?

AND OMFG MY EYES AAUUUGGGHHH WINRY KEEP YOUR TINY BOOBS TO YOURSELF.

[Rainbow-Lord Crowmunculus]

^ WTF R U TALKIN BOUT WINRY'S BEWBS AREN'T TINY ZEY ARE THE SAME SIZE AS MINE D':< /TMI train, go! \:D/

Can't remember if I've posted this to the Clubhouse before, but whatever, I made this in three hours on MSPaint and I REGRET NOTHING:

[taranova]

BUT THEY ARE ALSO THE SAME SIZE AS MINE AND EVERYONE TELLS ME MY BOOBS ARE SMALL AND POOP ON WINRY FOR BEING A NATURAL BLONDE, WHY CAN'T I BE A NATURAL BLONDE LIKE THAT SKINNY AS HO.

o.o Oh dear. What hath happened to me?

And...oh my God. XD Epic. www.youtube.com/watch?v=saalGKY7ifU <-- Listen and look. TIS FUNNY.

[Rainbow-Lord Crowmunculus]

^ WAT. WAT DO PEOPLE EXPECT, GRAVITY-DEFYING GAINAX BEWBS? SHAME ON THEM D<

TMI TRAIN. TMI TRAIN HAS HAPPENED TO YOU.

And yes. I pretty much listened to that song on an endless loop when I was making that abomination. AND HOLY SHIT I JUST FOUND A GERMAN VERSION USING THE SAME PICTURE I USED: I think it's a parody cos there's a laugh track in the background, but whatever.

[taranova]

OH YEAH. WERE MY SONGS TOO DEPRESSING AND EMO?! I CANNOT HELP IT. I AM DEPRESSING AND EMO.

[Rainbow-Lord Crowmunculus]

^ NAW YER SONGS WERE AWESOME AND VERY FITTING. I'm an oddball and I love disgustingly cute fluff AND crushingly dark crap (proof: my FMA fic ranges from suicide-Deadward with implied Hei>Ed necrophilia to WAFFy domestic lolmarried happy gay uncles fluffy crap and no I'm never posting that anywhere ever) and you're good at the crushingly dark crap part. Our Solemn Hour was prolly my favorite and I will heap even further love upon you if you end up making that AMV :'D

DEPRESSING AND EMO YAY. Wait...

[PuzzleChick]

^ GAH YOU TWO, STOP TALKING ABOUT BEING DEPRESSING AND EMO YOU DO REALIZE I'M GOING TO SIT HERE AND WORRY ABOUT YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE NOW I'M NOT KIDDING. DDDDD= /desperate need to protect everyone Issues

Also if Winry's bewbs are small then mine must require an electron microscope to see. I'm not complaining about that, just hopping on the TMI train because I can. |D

[taranova]

Okay, so I was inspired by this story about Westboro Baptist:
www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=221x80707

And...I couldn't help it:

[Rainbow-Lord Crowmunculus]

^ DUUUUUUUDE. WHY IS THAT NOT REAL. EPIIIIIIIIIIC. Why yes, awesome things make me talk like I'm stoned, why do you ask? (Also, if there is any justice in the world, if not Mustang, it was Jesus who started the fire. He sneaked out of his room in the middle of the night and torched the place. God found out because of that whole omnipotent thing, and had to be all parental and disapproving and talk about respecting people's property, but really he's so proud he can hardly force out the lecture.)

Now I wanna see Alfons launching rockets at the building, and him and Ed having a romantic dinner watching the "fireworks"...

(only vaguely related - today we made paper snowflakes in the after-school program and one of my fourth graders made one with ROCKET SHAPES in the middle. omglove <3)

[PuzzleChick]

Dec 1, 2010 23:29:13 GMT -5 taranova said:

Okay, so I was inspired by this story about Westboro Baptist:
www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=221x80707

And...I couldn't help it:

YOU WIN FUCKING EVERYTHING. (Crow wins as well for her most awesome commentary on Jesus and his dad. xD)