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Post by neoeevee on Feb 23, 2011 22:43:40 GMT -5
@puzzle: Yessss and DAMNIT THIS IS MAKING MY DAYS AS A YAOI FANGIRL RESURFACE >>;; Ah well, at least there's some real foundation for pairings this time instead of "EVERYONE MUST PAIR OFF BECAUSE I DEEM IT SO." xD;
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Post by Rainbow-Lord Crowmunculus on Feb 23, 2011 22:47:11 GMT -5
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Post by neoeevee on Feb 24, 2011 20:14:05 GMT -5
^DAMN IT CROW I HAVE THINGS TO DO. ;_;
*begins obligatory Archive Binge*
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Post by PuzzleChick on Feb 24, 2011 21:53:05 GMT -5
^ THERE IS NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN INDULGE IN YAOI SHIPPING, WHAT'CHU TALKIN' BOUT.
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Post by neoeevee on Feb 24, 2011 22:14:38 GMT -5
^ THERE IS NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN INDULGE IN YAOI SHIPPING, WHAT'CHU TALKIN' BOUT. OKAY. I READ SOME STUFF FROM CROW'S WISHLIST AND I LIKED IT. PUZZLE, CROW, DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. |
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taranova
Second Lieutenant
Player Hater
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Post by taranova on Feb 24, 2011 22:20:38 GMT -5
HAVE THEY CREATED A MONSTER?!?!?!
A SLASH-FAN MONSTER?!?!?!?
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by neoeevee on Feb 24, 2011 22:54:08 GMT -5
^YES, AND WITH IT THE HELLCHILDREN OF THE PAIRINGS YOU HAVE CAUSED ME TO SHIP. FOR THAT IS WHAT I ALWAYS DO WHEN I FIND A NEW PAIR I SHIP.
I DO NOT CARE IF THEY ARE EVEN BIOLOGICALLY POSSIBLE AND/OR A SIN AGAINST NATURE. THE GLITCH IN REALITY I CALL VENITAS IN TESTAMENT TO THIS. o3o
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Post by Rainbow-Lord Crowmunculus on Feb 25, 2011 23:18:39 GMT -5
how is babby formed
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Post by neoeevee on Feb 26, 2011 1:05:25 GMT -5
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Post by Rainbow-Lord Crowmunculus on Feb 26, 2011 17:38:40 GMT -5
Edward Elric and Alfons Heiderich had a son. No one knew how. Some say the child was created in a lab from their respective DNA, fused together with alchemy. Some claim that Edward was actually a woman. And one conspiracy group insisted that Alfons grew a uterus out of sheer willpower and love, but no one listened to them – everyone knew that Alfons topped.
However it was accomplished, they had a son, and they loved him very much. He was clearly their son: even in infancy it was evident that his face was structured just like Edward’s, and his eyes were a green only possible through the combination of their blue and gold (somewhere, a geneticist read this and died.)
But, as Edward had learned time and time again, all good things had to end.
The resistance members readied the rocket, checking the fuel, installing the little space mobile and emergency ejector and parachute. “Hurry!” Alphonse said from his lookout by the window, “Winry, burn the bridge! The Nazis are coming!”
Edward carried his child to the launchpad, tears streaming down his face. Alfons walked by his side, holding his hand. Gently, he placed the child in the cockpit of the small craft, and buckled him in. He leaned down and kissed the top of the boy’s head, then collapsed into Alfons’s waiting arms. “I love you,” he said, and sobbed into the front of Alfons’s shirt.
Alfons held him close. “I know. I love you too.” The child began to cry, from the commotion of the people rushing around, and Alfons gently clasped one small hand in his own. “We love you, and we’re sorry.”
You're going to make me actually finish this, aren't you.
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Post by neoeevee on Feb 26, 2011 21:08:27 GMT -5
^Yes.
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Post by Rainbow-Lord Crowmunculus on Feb 26, 2011 21:18:14 GMT -5
^ Dammit.
(It's an origin story I started for The Dong Alchemist and never got around to finishing. It only gets weirder from what I posted...
"The fuck is this?"
"It's your origin story."
"...Marvel or DC?"
"Damned if I know.")
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Post by neoeevee on Feb 26, 2011 21:29:30 GMT -5
^Hey, if you don't, I will. And mine will probably involve giant robots and/or magical girls.
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Post by Rainbow-Lord Crowmunculus on Feb 26, 2011 21:49:09 GMT -5
^ Mine has Nazis, time travel, and wayward clones.
As long as you're breaking the laws of nature, why not do it in style?
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Post by neoeevee on Feb 26, 2011 22:33:29 GMT -5
^ Mine has Nazis, time travel, and wayward clones. As long as you're breaking the laws of nature, why not do it in style? OKAY, LONG STORY SHORT (prepare for a wall-o-text): Sometime between the end of the first anime and CoS, Alphonse finds a Lost Logia that somehow ended up in his world, with Nanoha Takamachi pursuing it. Upon talking to her and learning that she is from another world, Alphonse travels back the Space-Time Administration Bureau and joins them, using magical power and alchemy to search the worlds for his brother. Ironically, this ends up taking MORE time than if he had just stayed put and followed the first anime's story line. Flash forward ten years full of trauma later, and Al FINALLY finds his Ed (after first finding manga!Ed and Al, leading to much lulz) because anime!Ed and Alfons happened to find another Lost Logia known as an Elemental that grants, you guessed it, elemental powers to the first two people to touch it; there are three in total, and each grants a different "set" of powers to its respective duo. Alfons and Ed got water and fire, respectively. Then crazy crap happens because all the villians involved in a grand crossover band together to try and get the heart of all the worlds and rule the universe. It also turns out that the Elementals were all planted by Gendo Ikari and Organization XIII. Why? Maybe All Their Colors Combined summons Kingdom Hearts... or causes Third Impact... or something. I dunno. Maybe they were just trolling everyone. Flash forward AGAIN and everyone involved in aforementioned crazy crap is settling down and starting families. And since everyone's still close, Ed and Alfons, who earlier confessed their deepest undying love for each other due to outside Disney-ish influences, get every single Facebook message about how cute their friends' little ones are. Feeling left out, they decide to use the Nanoha-verse's techno-magic and clone a child. Then Xigbar-the-Troll fucks up the process and their child becomes a Combat Cyborg with a duplicate of Ed's automail arm. They don't mind this. They call him George and they live happily ever after. (okay, I'm not actually calling Heidreich Jr. George, but that's the first thing that came into my head) |
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