Things They'd NEVER say

[amythista]

No kidding. xD Oh, remember when his hair went afro during v1? That's how his hair would be all the time. /shot

Armstrong: *hic* Wheresa...wheresa beer go?

/shot a million times in the head

[taranova]

Roy: FLAME ON. *snaps*

[Rainbow-Lord Crowmunculus]

Hippie!Ed, we decided, would forget to water his marijuana plants and they would all die. This is actually part of what spurned the creation of AntennEds, if I remember correctly, because Al would of course be this excellent hippie and marijuana gardener and he'd get pissy at Ed for letting all his die, and go through the whole "if you water them, they will grow" routine and Dramaverse plotline ensues. Thought process was water equals growth - Ed buries himself so he will grow - needs antenna for survival - antenna accidentally plucked - what if he could grow more antennas? - what if the antennas grew miniature EDS beneath them? SISTER PAHZULLUH, do you still have these notes somewhere, maybe on saved pages of the original thread? I might have some, I can check when I get my old comp back ~

There was also talk of Ed's tie-dye looking like bloodstains, and the commune growing a vegetable garden in Al's (vacant) armor. I think I recall Ed at one point refusing to travel in the VW van because of the girly psychedelic colors, but the other commune members refused to let him paint it because they saw what he did to his tie-dye. So Ed hitchikes to Woodstock and ends up hating it because the music is too loud and he's so short that he gets trampled. Yeah.

I have this all typed up somewhere on my other computer or in a notebook or something, I think...will have to find it again...

ANYWAY.

Roy, post-manga and competing to be Grumman's successor: "Actually, you know what? Fuck this shit, too much work. GOING TO GO EMO IT UP IN Russia DRACHMA LOLBYE."

And then he runs into his anime counterpart, thus creating a fatal flaw in the software scripts of the Universe, which causes a small and concentrated explosion that catapults them both into space to be torn apart by lack of gravity/have their brains eaten by space zombies.

DON'T MIND ME I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED AND DED FROM WORK.

[neoeevee]

Nov 19, 2010 1:31:39 GMT -5 Rainbow-Lord Crowmunculus said:

Hippie!Ed, we decided, would forget to water his marijuana plants and they would all die. This is actually part of what spurned the creation of AntennEds, if I remember correctly, because Al would of course be this excellent hippie and marijuana gardener and he'd get pissy at Ed for letting all his die, and go through the whole "if you water them, they will grow" routine and Dramaverse plotline ensues. Thought process was water equals growth - Ed buries himself so he will grow - needs antenna for survival - antenna accidentally plucked - what if he could grow more antennas? - what if the antennas grew miniature EDS beneath them? SISTER PAHZULLUH, do you still have these notes somewhere, maybe on saved pages of the original thread? I might have some, I can check when I get my old comp back ~

There was also talk of Ed's tie-dye looking like bloodstains, and the commune growing a vegetable garden in Al's (vacant) armor. I think I recall Ed at one point refusing to travel in the VW van because of the girly psychedelic colors, but the other commune members refused to let him paint it because they saw what he did to his tie-dye. So Ed hitchikes to Woodstock and ends up hating it because the music is too loud and he's so short that he gets trampled. Yeah.

I have this all typed up somewhere on my other computer or in a notebook or something, I think...will have to find it again...

ANYWAY.

Roy, post-manga and competing to be Grumman's successor: "Actually, you know what? Fuck this shit, too much work. GOING TO GO EMO IT UP IN Russia DRACHMA LOLBYE."

And then he runs into his anime counterpart, thus creating a fatal flaw in the software scripts of the Universe, which causes a small and concentrated explosion that catapults them both into space to be torn apart by lack of gravity/have their brains eaten by space zombies.

DON'T MIND ME I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED AND DED FROM WORK.

OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THAT CONVO

HANG ON I THINK I HAVE ANTENNED DATA SOMEWHERE ON MY DA ACCOUNT...

*runs off*

EDIT: K HERE'S WHAT I GOT

AntennEds are plants. They behave a lot like Edward Elric, and look like him, except they are even shorter (EDIT (5/29/09: THREE FEET is the norm [Thanks Puzzlechick for pointing that out], BUT you still can do things to mess with that, such as planting one in a small pot, which will stunt it's growth) and have crazy-long antennas. This one is the (at the time of writing) unofficial mascot of TS.com's FMA club house.

[taranova]

Roy, post-manga and competing to be Grumman's successor: "Actually, you know what? Fuck this shit, too much work. GOING TO GO EMO IT UP IN Russia DRACHMA LOLBYE."

But we all know whyyyyy...

*shot repeatedly, doused in lemon juice*

[PuzzleChick]

Nov 19, 2010 1:31:39 GMT -5 Rainbow-Lord Crowmunculus said:

Hippie!Ed, we decided, would forget to water his marijuana plants and they would all die. This is actually part of what spurned the creation of AntennEds, if I remember correctly, because Al would of course be this excellent hippie and marijuana gardener and he'd get pissy at Ed for letting all his die, and go through the whole "if you water them, they will grow" routine and Dramaverse plotline ensues. Thought process was water equals growth - Ed buries himself so he will grow - needs antenna for survival - antenna accidentally plucked - what if he could grow more antennas? - what if the antennas grew miniature EDS beneath them? SISTER PAHZULLUH, do you still have these notes somewhere, maybe on saved pages of the original thread? I might have some, I can check when I get my old comp back ~

I have all the AntennEd data saved, but I'm not sure I have the original posts that spawned the whole crazy idea. I DO know that it was the idea of Ed being a fail!hippie that lead to the inspiration for being able to grow antennae that lead to part of the Dramaverse first chapter and the AntennEd saga, although I'm not entirely sure when the idea of an AntennEd actually was born. xD

[Rainbow-Lord Crowmunculus]

@tara: BECAUSE STUDIO BONES NEVER STOPPED SHIPPING ROYED DON'T LET THE EDWIN ENDING FOOL YOU (THEY CLEARLY HAD NO CHOICE)

THAT IS WHY HE GREW THE MUSTANGCHE. BECAUSE NOTHING GETS THE GUYS LIKE HORRIBLE FACIAL HAIR.

Stay classy, Studio BONES.


@puzzle: I have vague memories of walking down the street to the library in my old town, and pondering the consequences of growing antennae. I remember thinking, "lolololol what if the antennas grew Eds beneath them?" I think we discussed this, and through our discussions created the AntennEd mythology.

WHEN I GET MY OLD COMP BACK. I will CHECK THE ARCHIVES. Yes.

Also - did you happen to save the whole Worm Flu deal I posted on the original thread? I didn't, and now I'm upset cos it was bahleeted forever off the internet <_<


SPEAKING OF BAHLEETED FOREVER OFF THE INTERNET, Clubhouse v2 is, sadly, no more. FORTUNATELY, I saved the majority of the threads, all of the ones with any important or amusing discussion, and I'll eventually make an archive and share it with y'all FOR GREAT JUSTICE and FUTURE GENERATIONS. SHYEAH.

[Rainbow-Lord Crowmunculus]

lolololol double post I'm so classy


Al: Brother, I'm pregnant.

. . .

Alfons: Edward, I've decided to abandon everything and start a life of crime. I'm thinking bank robbery with rocket launchers. Will you join me?
Ed: ...how could I NOT?
-both ride together on a motorcycle into the sunset-

I actually want to see this ficced now. Like, really badly. WTF.

. . .

Olivier: I hit on Mustang today at the officer's bar in North City and he left for the bathroom and never returned. Do you know what this means, Miles?!?
Miles: Um, no, ma'am, I do not.
Olivier: HE PROBABLY THINKS I'M UGLY.
Miles: ...
Olivier: Miles, tell me I'm pretty.
Miles: ...um.
Olivier: TELL ME THAT I'M PRETTY.
Miles: D:

okay I should probably go to sleep now.

[bespecledcow]

Nov 21, 2010 2:56:08 GMT -5 Rainbow-Lord Crowmunculus said:

lolololol double post I'm so classy

Olivier: TELL ME THAT I'M PRETTY.
Miles: D:

Oh god that had me laughing so hard.

Here's a few more....


Ed: Soft! What light through yonder window breaks! It is the east, and *instert love interest here* is the sun!

Alex Armstrong: *loads two guns, staring forward menacingly* Hasta la vista, baby. *obliterates everything*

[taranova]

Roy: And so the pyro fell in love with the sharpshooter.
Riza: What a stupid sharpshooter.
Roy: What a sick, masochistic pyro.
Riza:You're doing it again.
Roy: What?
Riza: Dazzling me.
Roy: Oh.
Riza: It's not your fault. You can't help it.

[dearheart]

*DIES* XDDDD

You are brilliant. Someone needs to turn that into a comic...or one of those LOLcat thingies...

*reads again*

*dies again* xD

[PuzzleChick]

Nov 25, 2010 20:52:17 GMT -5 taranova said:

Roy: And so the pyro fell in love with the sharpshooter.
Riza: What a stupid sharpshooter.
Roy: What a sick, masochistic pyro.
Riza:You're doing it again.
Roy: What?
Riza: Dazzling me.
Roy: Oh.
Riza: It's not your fault. You can't help it.

*snorts Froot Loops out nose* WAT. xDDD *dies laughing*

[taranova]

XD I could not resist.

[bespecledcow]

Envy *as he is reduced to his tiny true form*: I'm meeeeeeelllllting, I'm meeeeeeelllllting, oh what a world, what a world!

Hmm. I seem to keep quoting other stuff. Time for my own ideas!

Izumi: *coughs blood* Oh my! I- I feel faint...*swoons* Sig, darling, please carry me to my soft bed...

Sig: Pfft. Bitch, please. *walks off*

[maddalena]

Nov 25, 2010 20:52:17 GMT -5 taranova said:

Roy: And so the pyro fell in love with the sharpshooter.
Riza: What a stupid sharpshooter.
Roy: What a sick, masochistic pyro.
Riza:You're doing it again.
Roy: What?
Riza: Dazzling me.
Roy: Oh.
Riza: It's not your fault. You can't help it.

Perfection.