I NEED ZANY ADVENTURES

[PuzzleChick]

Halp! I’m working on notes for my upcoming NaNo project and I need ideas for adventures and hijinks that my characters can get up to. =3=

Guidelines:
- It takes place in Philadelphia

- One of the MCs is pretty rich, (not Donald Trump rich, but he’s got a couple million socked away and a steady income of cash on the side) so money’s not entirely a factor. Also, neither of them have jobs at the moment, so time is free too.

- Slightly illegal for a good cause adventures are especially preferred, since I’m trying to set up one of the characters as a decent-hearted rogue. Totally open to ideas that incorporate Pet The Dog/Pet The Cat.

- Pranks are okay as long as nobody innocent gets hurt. Hurting jerks or just stirring up a little harmless chaos is cool.

- One of the MCs is a shape-shifter (human shapes only) in case that ability inspires anything.

I need all the ideas I can get. My brain is slush and can't think of anything. Go crazy!

[taranova]

Oh Jeebus. Well, my friend Mike (he's black) once dressed up as a Klu Klux Klan member, went to a bar, and hit on a thirteen-year-old white girl while espousing racial slurs. Two guys went to kick his ass, he ran around the building, threw off his disguise, and told them that he didn't know who this KKK guy was, but if they caught him they should punch him for him.

He's done loads of crazy shit like that. In east St. Louis (bad neighborhood) he punched a trash-talking ass in the gut and got in a car chase with him. Often times people are telling stories about crazy niggas they've seen doing badass shit, and it's him. Everyone knows him in some way or another. Also, he plays double-neck guitar. On his lap. Improvisation. And it's good.

Let's see. What crazy shit have we done that might inspire you?

At my mom's wedding, the bridesmaids (me, my sister, cousins, etc.) skipped out for an hour to go to the bar next door and screw with the minds of the lonely fuckers in there. We had Yoda-shaped weed cake at another wedding. The Star Wars character, yeah. We have raging karaoke parties with caramel apple shots.

Hmmm....hmmmm.

Pranks...pranks. Rubber bands on the driveway, eggs in the basement window, painting car windows black, cups of water laid out in wide indoor areas, post-it notes on every surface, cars filled with small objects, straight-up defecation. Most of these are pretty mean-spirited. You learn a lot when it comes to Juniors vs. Seniors in high school.

You gotta make them go skinny-dipping. In the neighbor's pool. Even if the main character already has a pool.

That's all I can think of.